Thursday, February 21, 2008

Take Your Charge cont.


















Three more questions raised by B.G.'s new Gangsta Grillz mix tape:

1. Does DJ Drama's voice just have a natural echo effect on it at this point?

2. Like, if he orders at Starbucks, does it sound something like this: "Let me get that tall cinnamon dolce latte-ottayottayottay..."?

3. How stoked are you for the Hot Boys reunion?

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Take Your Charge


















Three questions raised by B.G.'s new Gangsta Grillz mix tape:

1. Hey, Cliff, you're not really going to keep up this whole "there is T.I. and then there is T.I.P." thing, are you?

2. How did it take someone this long to rap some raps over "The Final Countdown"?

3. Where you been, Jeezy? Glad to have you back.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Damn, Gina!

Q: How good does a beat have to be to still, six months after its release, overcome the following metaphorical metaphors...

I. Exclaiming that one's hatred for the paparazzi is greater than the National Socialist Party's hatred of nearly everything,
II. Comparing the loneliness deep in one's soul to a, "Katrina with no FEMA,"
III. Thinking about the preceding comparison, reconsidering it, then exclaiming that said loneliness actually felt more like, "Martin with no Gina,"
IV. Somehow squeezing the Mona Lisa and Julius Caesar into a romantic (lowercase r) relationship in the same historical period?

A: This fucking good.



Cam would have absolutely murdered about half of that album.